Hedge fund song of the season

Posted by Josh Friedlander | No Comments

Let it Grow
(as sung by a 2009 HF marketer)

Oh the weather outside is shitty.
And my bed it looks so pretty.
But since I was not let go
I’ll make dough, I’ll make dough, I’ll make dough

There ain’t any funds to gather
But still I’ve got to blather
My cranky boss CIO
Wants to grow, wants to grow, wants to grow

When the Swiss are all back in town
How they love getting drunk on our fees
But when we try to pin them down
You’d think we had a disease!

The rally is slowly dying
But our trader won’t stop buying
We always reap what we sow
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!

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