McSweeney’s: Atlas Shrugged updated for
the current financial crisis

ATLAS SHRUGGED UPDATED FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS.

“Damn it, Dagny! I need the government to get out of the way and let me do my job!”

She sat across the desk from him. She appeared casual but confident, a slim body with rounded shoulders like an exquisitely engineered truss. How he hated his debased need for her, he who loathed self-sacrifice but would give up everything he valued to get in her pants … Did she know?