Leveraged Sellout posts again!
The smartest man in finance with another Wolffian bit of pointed social parody:
“Waaaall Street…” he tried again, now walking slowly but turning up the volume a bit and really enunciating. The girl just kept on marching. “Fuckin iPods,” Taylor tried to rationalize, although he had seen no headphones.
Stomping his loafer on the ground in frustration, he began hurling everything in his arsenal at the girl: “money,” “finance,” “merger,” he shouted. “$5 Bn assets under management!” he hedged the Sell Side.
But the girl’s pace actually increased slightly and the tiny silk shorts she had on under her shirt-dress-thing became visible as she clacked along more quickly.
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29. May 2008 at :
“I fucked an accountant last night for Christ’s sake,” lamented Whitney, wiping tears out of her eyes. “They make decent money, right?” she asked, with hopeful naiveté.
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