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Baby Jaguars are the new Baby Polar Bears

Posted by Matt Cipriano | 10 Comments

Everyone always gets worked up about how cute baby polar bears and baby pandas are. Well, now you can get worked up over a baby Jaguar. This two-month old little guy was born at the zoo in Lima, Peru and still doesn’t have a name. There is another, photo of him after the jump.

and a couple of more pictures here.

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10 Responses to “Baby Jaguars are the new Baby Polar Bears”

  1. Josh Friedlander
    May 14th, 2008 @

    I just puked cartoon bunny rabbits.

  2. Eric Hazard
    May 14th, 2008 @

    Nope. Polar bears and panda bears are better.

  3. Eric Hazard
    May 14th, 2008 @

    To be objective, I ask: what would Mrs. Matt rather have in her backyard? A baby polar bear, a baby panda bear or a baby jaguar?

  4. Rachel Godfrey
    May 15th, 2008 @

    baby panda

  5. John Esposito
    November 19th, 2008 @

    I say they’re the cutest ever.

  6. Jacqueline Esposito
    November 19th, 2008 @

    Soooooooooooooooooooooo cute

  7. turd face
    February 4th, 2009 @

    Turds are much cuter

  8. Lauren
    February 12th, 2009 @

    I would like to say that baby Jaguars and polar bears are equally the same in cuteness, and both can be very loving.

  9. Bianka
    December 30th, 2009 @

    I’d take a baby Jag any day… but I’m wondering if “Eric Hazard” was suggesting that jaguars would grow up to be more dangerous, than the polar bear or panda cub; because if so, that’s plain entertaining :)

    Definitely would take a baby, or adult, Jaguar, over a panda, or polar bear cub (and I love all of them, to be frank!)

  10. Nicole
    March 25th, 2010 @

    I’d like to take this baby home…….. it looks NOTHING like a polar bear cub…… besides polar bears when their older they are NOT cute! seriously! Comment on me!

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