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Kurt Denke is my hero

Posted by Josh Friedlander | 1 Comment

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“Not only am I unintimidated by litigation;
I sometimes rather miss it.”

Rather than concede to a cease and desist letter from Monster Cable, former litigator and Blue Jeans Cable CEO Kurt Denke writes the best damned rebuttal one could imagine under the circumstances. It’s a fun read, too.

Some highlights below. Full letter here.

If Monster Cable proceeds with litigation against me I will pursue the same merits-driven approach; I do not compromise with bullies and I would rather spend fifty thousand dollars on defense than give you a dollar of unmerited settlement funds. As for signing a licensing agreement for intellectual property which I have not infringed: that will not happen, under any circumstances, whether it makes economic sense or not.

If you sue me, the case will go to judgment, and I will hold the court’s attention upon the merits of your claims–or, to speak more precisely, the absence of merit from your claims–from start to finish. Not only am I unintimidated by litigation; I sometimes rather miss it.

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One Response to “Kurt Denke is my hero”

  1. Matt Friedlander
    April 16th, 2008 @

    Without a doubt, this is my favorite part:

    “I assume that Monster Cable International, Ltd., in Bermuda, listed on these patents, is an IP holding company and that Monster Cable’s principal US entity pays licensing fees to the Bermuda corporation in order to shift income out of the United States and thereby avoid paying United States federal income tax on those portions of its income”

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