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Less to love

ThinnerMy “no alcohol/no coffee/no carbs after 2pm/no dinner after 7pm” diet has zapped 12 lbs since Jan 2.

Do you have a book agent? I think I could get my inspirational tale made into a movie.

Well-fed journalist eschews privileged expense-account-driven nightlife to suffer in private so that he can avoid having to buy new pants.

It’s American Beauty meets Thinner crossed with In Good Company.

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One comment to “Less to love”

  1. “Give me a little kiss, sweetheart. Right here [grabs ass and shakes].”

    “Billy, have you lost your mind?”

    “You know, that’s surprisingly easy to do once you’ve lost a few pounds.” =D

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