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I Know This Is Wrong, But…

Oddly the site seems to just be linking directly to a dating site now… well it was interesting for about 12 hours.

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Personally I am not positive if I could take 24 5 year olds. I am not totally sure where I found this site, but I think the premise is hilariously ridiculous. After a brief set of questions relating to your physique, fighting experience and ethics the site tells you precisely how many five year olds you could take in a fight. A vital piece of information no ones should be without.

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5 comments to “I Know This Is Wrong, But…”

  1. They said I could only take 19. I think their methodology is flawed. If you just keep knocking them unconscious, it’s more a matter of your own tiredness that would determine the number you could take. They’re hardly as skilled as those dudes from Matrix II.

  2. Right, but consider being mauled by like 6 five year olds at a time…

  3. I somehow screwed it up. Rather than tell me how many 5 year olds I could take, the final link led me to a site where I would find my soul mate…or at the very least someone to hook up with.

  4. Hmmm…HowMany5yearOldsCanYouHookUpWith.com

  5. You truly operate in an alternative reality.

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