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Wines of FreshDirect: Big Bordeaux, Small Price

Up front I’ll admit my bias. I am a big fan of the wines of Bordeaux. This year I traveled with Mrs. Wines of FreshDirect to the region, spending a week sampling all manner of vintages. This wine will surpise you given half a chance. Le Peuy Saincrit

Vineyard: Chateau Le Peuy Saincrit
Grape: Bordeaux blend (merlot, cabernet sauvignon, cabernet franc)
Country: France
Year: 2005

Source: FreshDirect.com
Price: $11

Color: Dark red, magenta & ruby

Nose: First notes are smoke, which give way to leather and then plum and cherry. Later, one notes the presence of yeast.

Taste: I tasted this wine twice—the first time was right as it was opened, the second was approximately 45 minutes later. First, the taste after 45 mintues: Read more »

Holiday Slump

Where I am and for most people, the office dies down a bit around the holidays. Things get a little slow. This year in particular you are even hearing about a slump in shopping. You would expect that on December 25th, Christmas Day things would be really quiet…

Well, apparently the holidays are when a lot of people decide it is a good time to check up on blog posts they have missed. On Christmas Day we had almost 700 visitors while on Christmas Eve and the Da after Christmas we didn’t even break 300. I guess people were just curious what we ahd to say on Christmas (and for Josh, that was quite a bit).

Just 1303 days

If I survive another 1303 days, I’ll outlive John Belushi, according to deadoraliveinfo.com.

I suppose I could take some perverse pleasure in how I’ve outlived these folks, but I think the saner response to to feel really really pathetic about what I’ve accomplished in 29 years on this earth.

Or, as Tom Lehrer famously quipped: “It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

If you really want to feel like a failure, check out the museum of conceptual art where you can input your age and see what some of history’s greatest people had accomplished while you’ve been dicking around in your cubicle:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/

Famous folks I’ve outlived or almost outlived:

Age at Death

        Days Alive

                Days (difference)

40	14670	3879	John Lennon

39	14523	3732	Malcolm X

39	14361	3570	Che Guevara

39	14324	3533	Martin Luther King, Jr.

36	13243	2452	Bob Marley

36	13214	2423	Marilyn Monroe

36	13210	2419	Princess Diana

33	12093	1302	John Belushi

                   0    You are here

27	10157	-634	Jimi Hendrix

22	8184	-2607	Buddy Holly

Stopping to blog
on a snowless morning

There are no woods. I see no snow.
And though it’s ten degrees below,
There’s precious little white romance
To counteract this dark and woe.

My little horse is in a trance.
He hasn’t room enough to prance
Within my small apartment home,
Which hasn’t really much expanse.

He laughs as I compose this poem,
And says he’s sure it’s quite the tome,
But he remains a metaphor
Extant in my cerebral dome.

The snowless winter I abhor,
But poetry does much restore
A season I do oft adore,
A season I do oft adore.

I found the root of the problem

Song: “Human Nature”
Album: Thriller (1982)
Artist: Michael Jackson

3rd Verse:

Reaching out
To touch a stranger
Electric eyes are everywhere
See that girl
She knows I’m watching
She likes the way I stare

No, Michael. No she doesn’t.

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