Hetero parties now seem even less interesting

Lord help me, but before I went down to Miami in May I considered getting my back waxed. I’m not a bear, but I figured I should look my best. NY Magazine had one waxer on a previous “Best of” list and I wrote him to get an estimate. It was way WAY more money than I wanted to spend, so I forgot about him.

Then, a few months after I’d returned from the trip, I got a really interesting email inviting me to a party where they sell lube at the door, etc. It took me a while, but I finally realized that the email was from the wax guy and that he volunteers as a gay party planner. Well, I’ve now gotten another email. I love the implication he must have in his head: that because I considered getting my back waxed I MUST be gay!

While being gay might help eliminate my women troubles (and I mean COMPLETELY eliminate them), I’m afraid I’m just not wired that way.

However, I think the email is just fascinating. WARNING: Not child safe after the jump.

Hey MEN !
Formally announcing NoHo J/O Group’s first event since May. This will be a “special event” and may not be repeated for some time, so if you can possibly make it, please do come! The arrival time is from 5:30-7pm, allowing extra for all who work a little later or are coming from a distance. The space is downtown at XXXXX & Broadway, in a clean, safe and comfortable place for up to 50 or more men.

The special in “special event” refers to ORAL as an option, and everyone’s choice is to be respected in regard to participation. Kissing, Stroking, Hugging and Nipple Play are keenly encouraged, BUT there will be No anal contact of any kind permitted.
It’s $30 at the door.

Included are clothes check, light refreshments, lube and paper towels, 2 bathrooms with plenty of hot water and soap (no showers though, sorry), good music and lighting, porn videos and plenty of very hot and horny men to play with.

There is NO Smoking, NO Alcohol, and NO Shoes in the main play space, and most importantly ~

NO ATTITUDE !!

This is a relaxed group, friendly, fun, and welcoming to a wide variety of ages, types, and ethnicities, BUT
YOU MUST SEND STATS and/or PICS FOR DETAILS…..why?

Not for purposes of inclusion or exclusion, but because I want to know who I’m inviting into my personal space to play. Those who have attended in the past are probably welcome to return, if in doubt please check with me. Others who would like to be included please send your info to me at XXXXX@earthlink.net

Looking forward to a great evening!

Be In Touch !

Now…there are all sorts of questions I could have, but here’s the key one: Why don’t heterosexuals throw parties like this? Damn. I mean…damn! Who doesn’t enjoy a little “good music and lighting.” Most of the parties I’ve been to lately definitely fail to meet my good music and lighting needs.