Google’s $5 Billion Lawsuit

Posted by Matt Cipriano | 1 Comment

Google is being sued yet again. They must be pretty used to this feeling by now. It is starting to seem like every other day produces a new lawsuit for Google. A lot of the suits they settle out of court, especially the ones involving product theft and stolen ideas. They figure keeping their name out of the news is probably a good idea if they’re to keep their squeaky clean image.

Well, I am guessing this time around they aren’t going to settle. Dylan Stephen Jayne is suing Google for $5 billion for…wait for it… “Crimes Against Humanity.”

Yes, you read that correctly, he is suing Google for crimes against humanity. He’s claiming that Google aids terrorists and has put his personal safety at risk. How so, you ask? (And I’m glad you did.) Well, let’s allow Dylan to explain for himself:

“I, Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has [sic] a social security number that when the social security number is turned upside down in its entirety it is a scrambled code that does spell the name Google®.”

Dylan clearly feels that this scrambled coding in the name Google that is the equivalent of his social security number makes him a prime target for identity theft. And who wouldn’t be worried? The Google name is blasted all over the internet these days with nary a thought of Dylan’s personal security.

I, for one, think Dylan has a very strong case here, full of merit; anyone claiming it is just “mental illness” and that he is a kook is just plain crazy.

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