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Posted by Matt Cipriano | No Comments

Apparently the pentagon is planning a new program to implant microchips into soldiers. They claim it is so that they can monitor their biological activities like brain waves, stress-levels, heart-rate, etc., but we all know it is so that they can take over their minds and turn them into brainless killing machines.

Fortunately for us, before the military has their computer-controlled human killing-machines they need to develop them first. The Department of Defense has awarded the $1.6 million dollar contract to development the microchips to the Center for Bioelectronics, Biosensors and Biochips (C3B) at Clemson University.

According to the Press Esc, Anthony Guiseppi-Elie, C3B director, believes that the chip will have many benefits, including feeding back vital information on injured soldiers that would other wise take crucial time to figure out as the injured party got worse. Beyond just military applications, Guiseppi-Elie sees other applications like monitoring blood-sugar levels in diabetics and “getting vital information such as how much oxygen is in the tissue back to ER physicians and medical personnel… Our goal is to improve the quality and expediency of care for fallen soldiers and civilian trauma victims… The biochip also may be injected as a precaution to future traumas.”

Although the chip is 5 years away still don’t surprised to see a run on tin foil hats in the years leading up to their eventual implantation into the nex-wave of soldiers.


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